DARUSHIMO

“You know who we should be keeping an eye on? Forget about my exotic friend. What about that cheap kid who’s always hanging out at the gas station? You know who I’m talking about. Short, kind of stocky. What’s his name? Swoosh…Swish…Swisher? Swisher. Yeah, that’s it. Swisher. There’s something not right about that guy. For one, he’s always hanging out at high school poker games, or youth group campouts, or lame bachelor parties. Makes you wonder doesn’t it? What’s this guy trying to hide? Why does he only associate with people whose age or ethics disqualify them from experiencing the rapture of an ice-cold Fat Tire?”

I’m sorry Indonesia-based Kretek. So sorry. (story on NPR)